If you are reading this you are a nerd

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

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I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

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Three children had stumbled into an old cottage where they were met by a wizard. The wizard pointed out a slide in the corner of his cottage. He told the children that they could each go down the slide and that they could shout out a word while sliding. He told them that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "GOLD" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of solid gold. Due to its extreme hardness the child was killed immediately on impact.

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Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

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In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Suck pussy

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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Jeff

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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