- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

black people swimming

What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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