- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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