- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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