70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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A whole 'nother.

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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