A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

Boxing on Boxing Day

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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