Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

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Apple juice.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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womens rights

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roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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