- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

Boxing on Boxing Day

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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