Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

here's a joke... the american education society

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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