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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

A: Do you like it B: No

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Please ignore this statement.

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

What do you call your mom? Mom

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

What's funnier than 24? 25

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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