- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

sfdg

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

white or wheat? wheat please.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

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