What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Here come the elephants over the hill!

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

I have read the terms and conditions

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

Knock, Knock Who's There

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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