- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

The queen having a shit

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

Womens rights.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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