- Anti Joke

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

a black man walks out of popeyes

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

How high is the sky? True or False

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!