Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

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Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

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A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

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How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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