- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

Michael Brown

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

whats my name? Matt

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

What's funnier than 24? 25

Please ignore this statement.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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