There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

What's the best rabbit for a black person?

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...