Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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what are you mike bibby?

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Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

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Anti Joke

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