- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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