- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

I agree to the terms and conditions

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

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