- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

The Labour Party.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

im saul and i love cock

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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