Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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homosexual

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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