- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Women's rights.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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