- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

Knock knock.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

The Labour Party.

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What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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