knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Thank you so much Nero, I have read it and I am crying because I am happy, at first I was worried because I have never cried out of happiness before. But its over. Nero, you underestimate yourself a lot, promise me we will work with that together, sometimes you almost convince me you are as inferior as you say, but then you get out of your shell of doubt your past has caused in you (its not you when you doubt yourself its what they put in you), you are always there when people need you, teach me hypnosis someday and let me remove that part of you which does not allow you to believe in yourself. Dont reply Nero, calm down and sleep, I feel you are allright, I just know.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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