Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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Anti Joke

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