- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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