What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Your life

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

Guess what? You guessed it.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

A Serbian Film

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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