Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

A jew enters a mall.

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