- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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