- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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