- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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