- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

anti jokes are really funny

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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