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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

A dancer walks into a barre

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

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what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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