A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

I am very humble.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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