- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What's long and black The unemployment line

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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