- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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