- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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