What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

FUCK THE JEWS

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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