Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

A bar walks into a man

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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