- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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