- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Ehh

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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