- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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