- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Okay, after this one then...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Good afternoon.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

White NBA players.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

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