a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

black people

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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