Why so serious ?

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

i found waldo.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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