- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What's long and black The unemployment line

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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