- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

My Boyfriend

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

I have a horse.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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