How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

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Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

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mexicans fishing

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Asian women drivers...

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

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why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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