- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

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