- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

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