- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No soap radio

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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