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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

How would you rule?

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

You bumder!

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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