what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

What's 9 + 10 19

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Justin's life

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

Knock Knock. Doors open

A bar walks into a man

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

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