A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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I love Japan. It's the bomb.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

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your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

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i hate non minorities!

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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Face...the other white meat!

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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