- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

13 =B you just learned something

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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