- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

So, my friend David hasn't always been the sharpest tool in the shed. After all, he is a spoon.

What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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