What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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Women's rights.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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Justin beiber..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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