how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

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Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

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whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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Caramel Boing.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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obama

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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I love Japan. It's the bomb.

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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