- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

knock knock

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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