- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Women's rights.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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