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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

knock knock who's there me i kill you

What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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