Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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