So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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