what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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cory

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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