Why? Because.

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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N-E Pats never cheated

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

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A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

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I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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Anti Joke

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