Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

If youre African, why are you white?

Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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