whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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