What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

What's old and wrinkly? old people

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Nero, sure you are okay?

A seal walks into a club.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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