knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

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