How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

womens rights

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

Knock Knock No solicitors

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

what are you mike bibby?

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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