- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

aodhan hearty

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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