- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Morning wood.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

my egg roll

It was a beautiful day. Face.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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