- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

white or wheat? wheat please.

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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