What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

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What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

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Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

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Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

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Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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