In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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I'm rick james bitch

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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