Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

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Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

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What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

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Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

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What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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