- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

The queen having a shit

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

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