- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

What's red and a cow? Red cow

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

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