- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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