- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

Soccer...

Major League Soccer

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Guess what? You guessed it.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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