Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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