Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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Homo say what?

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Read a Book.

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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A man walks into an airport. He is sexually taken advantage of by TSA employees and suffers from severe depression for years after, eventually becoming gay and divorcing his wife. He then goes on a quest to discover the name of the man who took advantage of him. Once found, the man kills the employee and his family, commits acts of necrophilia upon his corpse in a slightly erotic display of revenge and stalks airports for the rest of his life, fruitlessly attempting to quench an insatiable bloodthirst for TSA workers.

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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