- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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