- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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