What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

im saul and i love cock

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

The Labour Party.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

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