- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What's up? Your time.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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