Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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