- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

A van drives into a car.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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