If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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mitchell palmer sucks

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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A Pakistani news reader.

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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