- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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