Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

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Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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Antijokes...

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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Walking down a cold, lonely, deserted street is a 10 year old who lost her parents. she has with her in plain sight her fathers wallet, so full of cash that it is literally too full. all of a sudden, a black man with a gum jumps out from around the corner. he then proceeds to mug her and shoot her. thanking the man for playing cops with her using finger guns, she goes home with a new coffee mug and a stick of gum. she died three days later from unrelated incidents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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