Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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school homewrok

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

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I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

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A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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